Wayside school and some other things.

It's almost the end of the school year! Yippee! Only like 6 days left, counting today. I can't wait for the camping trip to go mini golfing. It will be so awesome. I haven't ever done it before but I think it will be fun! School ends on June 28 and then Canada Day is on July 1! I don't know for sure what I'm going to do on that day. Probably we will have a bonfire at home and yeah. Pretty exciting! Another thing to do if you are bored is throw marshmallows at the wall. Very entertaining.

If you ever need to know what book to read, you should read 'Sideways stories from Wayside School' or 'Wayside School is falling down' or else 'Wayside School gets a little stranger' by Loius Sachar. They are so awesome. Actually they are kind of random and pointless, but still they are kind of funny. In wayside school dead rats 'live' in the basement so you can't go down there. Mrs. Jewels who teaches the class on the 30th story, doesn't allow dead rats in her classroom. Once there was a dead rat and they just chucked it out the window. Another thing about wayside school is that the builders built it sideways, which is why it has thirty stories. But ther is no nineteenth story. Miss Zarves teaches the class on the nineteenth story. There is no Miss Zarves. There is no nineteenth story either. Does that make sense? I didn't think so. Miss Zarves class pet is a cow. There is no cow either. Mrs. Gorf used to teach the class on the thirtieth story, but Louis the yard teacher ate her so she doesn't anymore. There are three Erics at wayside school. They like to play way high up ball. Way high up ball is not allowed. But, they play it anyways. This is how you play. You throw the ball up as high as you can and which ever story it hits, that's how many points it is. For example, if it hits the tenth story it is a 'ten pointer!' Then it falls down and whoever catches it gets ten points, and gets to throw it up. If you throw the ball up and it doesn't hit the school, but just comes back down, it's called a glopper. Louis the yard teacher is very good at way high up ball. Louis has the best moustache on the whole playground. He also is the only one with a moustache. Terrance is another kid at wayside school. Terrance is a spazzer. If he plays any game and doesn't win, he throws the ball over the fence. Wayside school is pretty awesome.